Viirus minussa
Kärsin seuraavista ihmisviiruksista:
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
TotL
Go read Brunching
USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD’s they don’t crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn’t that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (62%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Southampton (84%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.